Zee2 4 months ago

My iPhone 16 Pro immediately started heating up the moment I opened the page. 11/10 working as designed!

  • jameslk 4 months ago

    Yes, I didn’t know my phone had a secret feature of becoming an instant hand warmer until I visited this website

maxfurman 4 months ago

This is one of the stupidest, most amazing things I've seen in quite a while. I'm glad to see someone doing something silly just for fun and not just hustling.

knowknow 4 months ago

This is the epitome of crappy website designs and I love it. The unnecessary gradients, nauseating movements, ambiguous buttons, and overall clutter really symbolizes Mr. worldwide’s shoddiness.

  • treetalker 4 months ago

    And leaving the upside down exclamation point off the "Dale!" — chef's kiss. So Miami.

    Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.

  • oliwarner 4 months ago

    The pulsing title underline causing page shift is genius. It's a blinking marquee away from perfection.

    • bmicraft 4 months ago

      Helps that my phone renders the layout shifting at ~5fps

  • MarcelOlsz 4 months ago

    I will always respect him for doing the Alaska show.

    • smallpipe 4 months ago

      There was an online contest to vote for Pitbull to go perform at your local Walmart. The internet being what it is, he got sent to the most remote Walmart in the US, Kodiak Alaska. He did go and perform. What a top lad.

    • jayrot 4 months ago

      For real. I’m sure he got money or whatever but it does show a certain sense of humor/self awareness

      • jagermo 4 months ago

        I also have not yet heard that he is a sex criminal, despite his lyrics.

NoboruWataya 4 months ago

Looks great, though surely Mr Worldwide has sufficient wisdom to go around that we don't have to ration it to one quote a day!

I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.

throwask 4 months ago

Seems more 80s/vaporwave to me than glassmorphism.

The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:

Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.

  • garyreckon 4 months ago

    i've removed the iframe now as it was causing more issues than benefitting a good , fun experience. i couldn't quite get it to work so will update the 80s vaporwave shortly with some music

  • dkh 4 months ago

    Same problem.

lxe 4 months ago

Peak weekend HN

pratik661 4 months ago

All this needs is a song that starts immediately playing when this loads in your browser and you have a full nostalgia trip

  • garyreckon 4 months ago

    i built this but could not get to stream it properly so removed it before deployment. my local version plays a playlist when this loads in the browser and its a party

memhole 4 months ago

I find the moving background nauseating lol. I like it though. Hope you enjoy the show!

pelagicAustral 4 months ago

Nice one. I appreciate the humor. I t reminded me of an app I used to praise on my Nokia Lumia on Windows Phone, it was a simple Chael Sonnen wisdom app I could open anytime to get some quotes from the GOAT

ecocentrik 4 months ago

Pitbull's personal philosophy strongly compliments the Musk, Andreessen, Thiel, Altman worldview. I imagine Musk's first Martian colony will outlaw all music except for Pitbull.

fastball 4 months ago

Love the website but that Pitbull quote of the day is kinda... rapey

  • lazide 4 months ago

    On the plus side, pitbull seems like one of the few with no actual rape accusations. So that’s good?

n2dasun 4 months ago

This is awesome, but also makes me want to fight you

kylehotchkiss 4 months ago

I hope every second of the show delivers what you’ve been anticipating. 11/10 great work

DarmokJalad1701 4 months ago

Who is Dale?

  • alehlopeh 4 months ago

    It’s Miami (read: Spanish) for “word” or “cheers”

    • adynaton 4 months ago

      It means " go" or "let's go"

      • alehlopeh 4 months ago

        Sure but what’s it used for. To finish a conversation.

        • _3u10 4 months ago

          It’s both, it’s not just a Miami thing. I hear it all over Latin America. In both ways like dale dale Olimpia (go <team> go).

          Me: I’ll have a burger. Waiter: dale.

          I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.

          • CPLX 4 months ago

            Don't forget "vale" which I always think of as being Spain Spanish but you hear it all over the Spanish speaking world too. Which is like almost the same, but not the same.

  • treetalker 4 months ago

    You could translate the Spanish literally as "hit it". It's like saying "alright!"

    • ch4s3 4 months ago

      I think “let’s gooooooo!” Is probably closer? Ish

      • CPLX 4 months ago

        If we are being literal literal it’s “give it” or “give (it to you)”

        • ch4s3 4 months ago

          Right, but that obviously isn't how it should be translated in context.

          • CPLX 4 months ago

            It's pretty close. I always think of "send it" as a pretty close English equivalent phrase.

ks2048 4 months ago

I want to love/hate this, but when I click Dale, it says come back tomorrow (?)

  • garyreckon 3 months ago

    This should now be fixed!

NetOpWibby 4 months ago

Thank you for this, I hope it shoots to the front page.

lunarcave 4 months ago

I don't know why I like it, but I like it.

boristsr 4 months ago

This reminds me very much of the fun of the "old internet", late 90's early 2000s geocities fun! Love it.

tt_dev 4 months ago

I had my phone on my chest and breathing. Took me a minute to realize my breath matched the movement.

SanjayMehta 4 months ago

I have no idea what’s going on here and from the comments it appears that this is by design.

pirbull 4 months ago

The fact that this is in the lead up to a show outside the US makes this even better

nickvec 4 months ago

This site made me feel nauseous.

busterarm 4 months ago

My new home page. Love it!

  • LuHACK 4 months ago

    [flagged]

cjbconnor 4 months ago

Looks cool, but the bottom lines flicker badly on Firefox, Windows 11.

  • idopmstuff 4 months ago

    I mean based on this website I'm gonna say feature not a bug

    • flaminHotSpeedo 4 months ago

      Fine, I guess I'll just go take my IE7 impressions elsewhere!

thiht 4 months ago

I love that the "not now" button does nothing

dev_stdout 4 months ago

This is nauseating. 10/10, no notes.

bix6 4 months ago

Knocked it out of the park with this one

kittikitti 4 months ago

This app is revolutionary in the design. It's not campy but the next generation. It's an upgrade from AI slop, perhaps "AI camp"? Like, people asked an AI for a million features, it gave them slop, but during camp they all figured it out and made it to the front page!

I also like the "breathing". This is probably nauseating for most people but I sort of do this while scrolling so I have my finger ready to swipe in between the seconds I read through the screen.

  • Xen9 4 months ago

    Now that you mentioned, "as highly conscious and self aware person", I observe the wave like up and down breathing effective, which I did not pay attention to while on the site, as a cost-effect. The interesting part is I am not always sure if I am actually waving from breathing, of if this is the illusion, and it was for half minute certainly both. This is the type of thing one remembers a decade afterwards.

    I don't know if this is AI, it looks like it, but could well not be.

    I believe this isn't "just fun" but having told the AI to not to make it work for meme effect on HN. Obviously AI could fix easily, including but not limited to the music itself.

cs3f16 4 months ago

This feels like a fever dream.

  • bigbuppo 4 months ago

    The concept of Pitbull seems like fever dream.

vandahm 4 months ago

I wish I had thought of this.

kylecazar 4 months ago

I thought there must be another Mr. Worldwide I'm not familiar with. Nope, it's Pitbull ;)

I like it.

therm0 4 months ago

Unironically better than all the 'Another GPT Wrapper' apps that get submitted here.

alehlopeh 4 months ago

Now I’m aware that a lot of Swedish people are into Pitbull.

  • dkh 4 months ago

    A lot of people are into Pitbull.

    • heftymouse 4 months ago

      A lot of people worldwide, one could say

slicktux 4 months ago

Dude! Where are the DJ horn sound effects!?

bigbuppo 4 months ago

This is so stupid I love it.

NehalNetha 4 months ago

is the page breathing lollll

yoyopa 4 months ago

The bigger they are, the harder they fall (Yeah) This biggity boy's a diggity dog (Yeah) I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off Twerkin' in they bras and thongs (Timber) Face down, booty up (Timber) That's the way we like the what? (Timber) I'm slicker than an oil spill She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber

  • wincy 4 months ago

    I came, I saw, I conquered

    I saw, I conquered, I came

    Truly the Shakespeare of our time

  • LuHACK 4 months ago

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